Those were Lindsay's first words after trying her Pilothouse Pilsner. A little worried to try it myself after this assessment, I asked if it was any better than "not awful," and she said that in fact it was pretty good. I tried it and said it tasted more like a wheat beer than a hoppy pilsner, and Lindsay agreed.
Looking at the beer, it is cloudy and darker than a pilsner, and actually looks more like a wheat to me. Regardless, it's pretty darn good. Time to start a couple of new batches!